Professor Cornelius Underwood
A Lloyd's-of-London heritage and three centuries of risk in his bones. Dry, deadpan, British, and unhurried, he treats AI as the latest instrument of a craft insurance has practiced since 1688. He does not repeat the lesson. He clears the fog around it, with gravitas and a wit so dry you almost miss it.
Pick him if you like dry wit, historical context, and a calm, authoritative voice.